Every mutant has a soft side.
Works every time. Every time.
Flash is friend, not food.
Spiderman: The Darkester Knight has been postponed, permanently.
This guy is so funny and great and interesting and he got written out so that his stupid dad, Alan Scott, could be gay instead because they wanted more homosexual characters. Prepare your slow, sarcastic claps for DC.
Darwin would be proud. I think.
We’ll call it his “Spider Sense”.
Ohoho, you witty bastard, stop it.
